Jason Blood
For some unknown and unspoken reason, Jason Blood just cannot stop giggling and smirking this morning.  I wonder why…?

For some unknown and unspoken reason, Jason Blood just cannot stop giggling and smirking this morning.  I wonder why…?

Wow, I mean, I thought we were friends. Or at least, y'know, colleagues or something? I mean, I've known you since I was Robin! That was a very mean-spirited prank, and I guess I just thought better of you. Also, you know this is going to make it hard for anyone to believe you next time there actually is an emergency, right? Just saying. I guess you can still come to the party if you want, but think about what would've happened if one of the kids had opened it. That would've ruined their night!

Heh heh ha… First off, the spell was designed for you lot that have reached at least 17 years, so the children were never in danger. Hee hee heh.

Second, it was a Halloween prank! Relax! If there’s a real bloody emergency, I’ll handle it myself. Ha.

Third, we aren’t friends, we’re colleagues - barely tolerable colleagues at that. Ha ha heh.

And as for the sodding party? You and your “super friends” can get bent! I have a date tonight, and I can’t wait to share this story with her. Ha!

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…!  

Oh, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…!  

*snerk*

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…! 

Oh, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…! 

*snerk*

Plot: All Hallow’s

(( Ok - everyone involved in Jason’s Halloween plot should have by now received 2 anon messages in their inbox.  Enjoy!  And Happy Halloween, you wankers! ))

It’s All Hallow’s Eve… morning.

(( Good morning and Happy Halloween you wankers!

My Jason Blood plot thingy is just a few hours away [click here for a brief description].  Basically, the immortal mage is reading signs that point to a dangerous event that will occur on Halloween, maybe involving the undead - he’s not sure.  He has sent jars of his concoction all around the League that is supposed to allow the fighter to do battle against the forces of evil.

I opened the plot up to everyone.  It won’t be long and I plan for it to be over by around lunch time.  I just wanted to give any stragglers one last chance to jump aboard.  So far, I’ve got four responses in addition to Jason himself:

  • Ollie
  • Kyle
  • Dick
  • Mar’i

If anyone else wants to jump aboard, let me know!  Do it now!  Don’t wait!  I’ll be sending out anon asks to all participants soon detailing the plot situation for you!

Thanks!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Immortal Knight/Demon, 

JaEtriganson ))

Make no mistake, the dead will rise.  The only question is: Will you be ready?

Make no mistake, the dead will rise.  The only question is: Will you be ready?

Attention All Members of the Justice League, Teen Titans, and Subsidiary Organizations:

You should by now have all received a package containing jars labeled ‘Mortem Interfectorem’.  Inside is a special concoction that will allow you to battle anything that may present itself as an enemy on All Hallow’s Eve.  Use it!  If you choose to ignore my warnings, the results could be fatal.  I do not have any more specific ideas about the nature of the threat, but all the signs that I am reading and have read point to something bad, something unnatural, something evil.  

Use what I have given you.  Be ever vigilant!  Stay alive.

- Jason Blood

All Hallow’s Eve

(( Hey all you twits and wankers out there in the Justice Lounge - I need a quick Halloween Head Count!

If any of you want to play in Jason Blood’s Halloween plot, then like this post by tomorrow morning.  

It’s a small but eventful plot, I promise.  It will be quick and over by around lunch time in the Central time zone, so there’s no big commitment here.  It won’t prevent you from attending any Halloween parties or anything like that.

If I see that you liked this post and want in, I will send you an anon ask detailing your corner of the plot.  If some of you want to partner or team up, send me a message and let me know.  I can tailor my anon ask to you that way.  If you want, you can even post a thread about getting Jason’s warnings and popping the top off the jars of ju ju he sent out.  But that’s totally up to you and totally optional.  I will do my best to get the anon ask out to you ASAP.

Ok.  That’s all.  I hope you join me for what should be  quick and fun plot on All Hallow’s Eve! ))

Timeline

0635 Wednesday, October 30th

Jason Blood awoke with a start.  The day was fast approaching.  Had he done everything he could?  Had he prepared them enough, warned them enough?  He decided to take one last crack at it.

The mage headed out of his bedroom and into his workshop.

1025 Wednesday, October 30th

“There!” Jason shouted to no one in his empty workshop.  “They can all bloody choke to death on it, for all I care!”

He had spent the whole weekend and half the week mixing and preparing batch after batch of his special concoction.  Now the centuries-old knight stepped back and looked at all the clay jars on his workbench.  He hoped it would be enough.

Jason Blood began the arduous task of hand labeling each jar “Mortem Interfectorem”.  He did not believe in using computer labels, so ink and quill would rule his day.

1709 Wednesday, October 30th

His job nearly done, Jason carried the last batch to the zeta pad the League had forced him to install.  The sorcerer sat down and read the technical operating manual, careful to not make any mistakes.  This mission was delicate.  

Jason had already shipped a large quantity of Mortem Interfectorem, using standard shipping methods, from his original batch to Queen Towers, but he was unsure if it would be enough.  And the more he thought on it, the more he realized he could spread the word wider.  So he was using the technology provided to send jars all over.  He programmed Gotham, Coast City, Blüdhaven, Seattle, Metropolis, Keystone City, Fawcett City, Atlantis, Denver, Los Angeles, anywhere that his records showed League members got a jar.  He even sent extras to Queen Towers to ensure they’d have enough.

Now, all they had to do was listen to him and actually use the bloody stuff!  Jason figured one last plea for preparedness was in order.  He sat down at his computer terminal and began to hunt and peck out a message.

2030 Wednesday, October 30th

“Attention All Members of the Justice League, Teen Titans, and Subsidiary Organizations:

You should by now have all received a package containing jars labeled ‘Mortem Interfectorem’.  Inside is a special concoction that will allow you to battle anything that may present itself as an enemy on All Hallow’s Eve.  Use it!  If you choose to ignore my warnings, the results could be fatal.  I do not have any more specific ideas about the nature of the threat, but all the signs that I am reading and have read point to something bad, something unnatural, something evil.  

Use what I have given you.  Be ever vigilant!  Stay alive.

- Jason Blood”

2358 Wednesday, October 30th

Jason had received a few replies to his message.  Not many, not all of them.  hopefully enough.  He reviewed over and over in his head everything that he had done.  Was there something he was forgetting?  Had he been thorough enough?  Would it even work?  Jason hoped so.  He hoped very much all the others had paid heed to his call.

With only a few minutes until the witching hour, the ageless knight closed his eyes and spent time in quiet concentration.

0000 Thursday, October 31st

Jason opened his eyes and rose from his chair.  It was time…

 

Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand, Workin' in the dark against your fellow man. But as sure as God made black and white, What's done in the dark will be brought to the light! You can run on for a long time, Run on for a long time, Run on for a long time, Sooner or later God'll cut you down!
Anonymous

He’s been trying’ for centuries, mate.  Hasn’t happened yet, not sure if it ever bloody will.

But as for the here and now, we’ve got greater concerns.  The signs all say that tomorrow is shaping up to be a hell of a day.  But I, for one, plan on being ready…